Cats, Decks, And Unexpected Professionalism

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2-min readUpdated May 04, 2026

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Traditional slide energy. Markdown source. Mildly alarming confidence.URL copied

  • Prepared for people who trust PowerPoint more than joy
  • Built in Vyasa, which is supposedly "for docs"
  • Fueled by Cataas, chaos, and suspiciously decent layout discipline

AgendaURL copied

  1. Establish cat problem
  2. Pretend there is strategy
  3. Show classic enterprise layouts
  4. Prove markdown can wear business clothes

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  • Cats occupy keyboard at critical moments.
  • Cats increase charm of otherwise grim presentations.
  • Vyasa turns one markdown doc into readable page and presentable deck.
  • Result feels weirdly normal, which is whole trick.

Market OpportunityURL copied

  • Audience expects title, body, and one large image that implies authority.
  • Markdown usually looks like notes.
  • Vyasa makes notes walk into meeting wearing blazer.
  • Cat remains authentic stakeholder throughout.
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Two Important Data PointsURL copied

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Before Vyasa
Markdown looked honest.

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After Vyasa
Markdown looked billable.

Comparison SlideURL copied

Traditional deck habit Vyasa move
Duplicate content into slides Reuse same markdown
Fight layout tool for 30 minutes Write heading and body
Add random stock photo Add cat from Cataas
Hope links survive export Each slide gets real URL

Final RecommendationURL copied

If document can become deck without identity crisis, team wins.

  • Use boring slide grammar on purpose
  • Add cats for emotional truth
  • Demo Vyasa as doc system that can still enter conference room

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Questions, concerns, or requests for more cats may now be raised.URL copied

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